My friend Andres at TLNG posted some things that are sure to make you smile:
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• All rows boarding now.
• Do you want to come up?
• 4:59 on a Friday.
• Its better if you stay home. Feel better.
• Its not serious (at the Doctor)
• Party was horrible (and you were home)
• Download Complete.
• Update Complete.
• Today Sunny H:70: F L:60 F
• Local time is… (one different from the one on you watch)