Back to the Land of Orange Tans and Fake Nails.

I am heading home to South Florida and I can say the only thing I am looking forward to is the weather and seeing some close friends.

Everytime I head home I realize a few things:
1. I wear a lot of black
2. I am not as tan as I think I am
3. People are smarter in the NorthEast
4. The fake tan industry must be really lucrative
5. I miss you New York

Also just a side note but why do cheesy/tacky girls always do the split finger tongue action in photos? I mean are you really a lesbian? Do you like going down on girls?

I will take Lindsay Lohan's lame ass peace sign over that.